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hemotrolls: you nearly gag when he mentions his meeting with laguna and nearly cried when he said...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:44:20 -0400

you nearly gag when he mentions his meeting with laguna and nearly cried when he said he broken a few wrenches. you were right on laguna acting mean but surprised she didn’t kill him on sight. you were nearly impressed. you sigh and nod your head; listening and remembering every word they said.

“alright; you got my attention. my name is pallas, i used to live here until laguna tried to off me for sweeps. but alive and well and living somwhere else and everything. personally i thank you for taking care of and making sure she didn’t kill herself on her own.”

it hurted to say it but you know sheepmom is better here then with your mate’s lusus. which you prefer not to bring her but now your going to be smelling like sheep when you get back.

This guy was awfully interested in Diffle’s life story. He had an odd reaction to wrenches. A fetish, perhaps? The brown blood would never know. Still, the fact that Pallas seemed to care for Laguna at least a bit, and finally offered up his own name forced a smile out of the big troll.

“Thanks, sir. I’m sure she could take care of herself, but it has been a pleasure to care for the Lady as I have.” What a pervert. “I do hope you are happy where you are and there are fewer problems between you and my mate. I would hate to see the two of you get into a fight.”

Oh, and yes, LionessMom was gonna stalk her delicious smelling troll in law for weeks in the future.

hemotrolls: “i don’t usually give my name out to anyone; unless i like them enough or i wish to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:39:30 -0400

hemotrolls:

“i don’t usually give my name out to anyone; unless i like them enough or i wish to know more about them before my name is given.”

you never did this when you met your mate but that was because she interested you greatly; though this is more different then meeting her. so it’s best you keep your name on the down low until you fully know more about him. so far you got his name, why he’s here and is relationship with laguna.

“so care to tell me more about you? i am curious to know who you fully are.”

Diffle looked downtrodden by the was Pallas reacted to him. He guessed he wasn’t interesting enough,and to be honest, talking about himself only would prove that to be even more true.

“Well, I used to live in a mobile hive. I travelled just about everywhere I could and stopped only for the winter. It wasn’t a very interesting life. Then one day one of my wheels broke and I came to the nearest hive and asked to borrow a wrench to fix attach the new wheel, and met Lady Laguna. She said I could go into the spare room. There were a lot of tool up there. But, I got nervous, since she seemed a bit angry at me, and I broke three of the wrenches when I was picking them up. I guess you could call me strong. Anyway, since I broke her stuff, the Lady asked me to work here until I had paid her back. Somehow, we became matesprits, and that’s most of it. Besides the fact my kismesis is a teleporting midget witch who lives in a swamp.”

hemotrolls: well you weren’t expecting that at all. you thought he was her moirail, hearing that...

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:58:31 -0400

hemotrolls:

well you weren’t expecting that at all. you thought he was her moirail, hearing that just made you want to vomit but you resist the urge and simply nod.

“well i never would have thought, i kind of find it hard to believe but at least she has someone to subside her violent outbursts she tends to have. though seeing you not in pieces and being feasted; i’ll just assume you did a great job at handling her.”

you feel relieved to know at least some of her habits died with him staying here. you just simply sit anywhere close to you; sheep mom just curled around your legs and nudging your leg with her head.

“Should she wish to take my life, I would gladly give it to her.” Diffle announced, a broad smile on his lips. His adoration for Laguna was very odd. “But, she had not wished me any harm, though she did tell me to live outside in the middle of winter… Though, when I did get sick, she nursed me back to health, and I doubt I would have survived without her. I don’t have a hive.”

He rubbed the back of his neck, still smiling. But wait, the green blood had never given his name. Did he dislike Diffle. Dif was a big warm guy. Why would they hate him?

“Ummm, sir? Your name? I gave you mine, and I would really like to know yours. I mean, it’s not every day I meet someone who was raised with Lady Laguna.”

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Fri, 17 May 2013 02:40:39 -0400

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hemotrolls: equestrianagressor: hemotrolls: sheepmom shook her head, she had to deal with laguna...

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:33:59 -0400

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sheepmom shook her head, she had to deal with laguna and pallas calling each other names a lot in the past so this was pretty much a wriggler comment then the ones they use to give. she bit on a bit of loose fabric of pallas’s pans; urging him to come inside. no one, not even diffle; will ever keep her from seeing her charge again.

pallas rolled his eyes, she’s always doing thing; when you lived here she would always pull you somewhere to see or help her with something. she had a habit of tearing through them.

“mom stop; i don’t need sheep teeth marks on my pants again. these are my only good pair.”

“…Mom?” So, Laguna was a lusus thief. That would not change his mind about her though! She was his mate, and he were her loyal Diffle. Still, he couldn’t help imagining her as an old fashioned western villain tying SheepMom to the railroads and giggling. God, she would look hot as a cow girl. And the hat would mae her hair look fantastic. Stop daydreaming!

SheepMom had far more say around the hive than you, so you let her drag the male inside, stepping away from her to do so and closing the door behind the two of them.

“I guess the lady recognizes you. I apologise for my rudeness, and am sure her judgement is better than mind. But, I am wondering, why do you and Lady Laguna have the same lusus?”

you brushed sheepmom off your pants leg, getting a little annoyed but thankful her actions got you inside.sometimes she can be annoying but your glad she still thinks of you as her charge; even after you left this place.

“well according to sheepmom; laguna’s original lusus was killed and her being so nice and confident in her skills, she took her in.”

though you think it’s out of the norm for lusus to adopt only one charge at a time. she’s old and nearly dying but what puzzles you about her is that she’s able to keep going. you shake your head.

“but yeah, also i’m sorry for calling down laguna since she obviously means something to you; even though i find it almost impossible but yeah. i just don’t like her at all.”

“I must also apologize for my behaviour towards you.” Diffle gave him a little bow of respect. Even a green blood was so much higher than him, he felt the need to almost beg for forgiveness. “I tend to be a little more protective of Lady Laguna than most. She is my beloved matesprit, as well as someone I owe a great debt to. I would have died this winter if not for her kindness.”

Diffle walked over to the nearest sitting surface and looked straight at Pallas, SheepMom must be truly kind to have taken in two wards, though he had always thought of her as kind.

“May I ask what your name is, sir? I am Diffle, by the way. Since the winter, I have began to stay here with the Lady.”

hemotrolls: sheepmom shook her head, she had to deal with laguna and pallas calling each other...

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:09:31 -0400

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sheepmom shook her head, she had to deal with laguna and pallas calling each other names a lot in the past so this was pretty much a wriggler comment then the ones they use to give. she bit on a bit of loose fabric of pallas’s pans; urging him to come inside. no one, not even diffle; will ever keep her from seeing her charge again.

pallas rolled his eyes, she’s always doing thing; when you lived here she would always pull you somewhere to see or help her with something. she had a habit of tearing through them.

“mom stop; i don’t need sheep teeth marks on my pants again. these are my only good pair.”

“…Mom?” So, Laguna was a lusus thief. That would not change his mind about her though! She was his mate, and he were her loyal Diffle. Still, he couldn’t help imagining her as an old fashioned western villain tying SheepMom to the railroads and giggling. God, she would look hot as a cow girl. And the hat would mae her hair look fantastic. Stop daydreaming!

SheepMom had far more say around the hive than you, so you let her drag the male inside, stepping away from her to do so and closing the door behind the two of them.

“I guess the lady recognizes you. I apologise for my rudeness, and am sure her judgement is better than mind. But, I am wondering, why do you and Lady Laguna have the same lusus?”

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Wed, 15 May 2013 18:07:33 -0400

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hemotrolls: you were getting very angry from this brownblood. you pulled on your horns and gritted...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:08:25 -0400

hemotrolls:

you were getting very angry from this brownblood.

you pulled on your horns and gritted your teeth together.

“because i used to live here! i left because she almost killed me for no reason! now just let me come in, get my stuff and i’ll leave!”

sheepmom was wondering what all the shouting was, it wasn’t the usual shouting so she went to investigate. she went downstairs and saw diffle at the door, she was wondering who he was keeping out; you recognized the voice a little. she moved in a little closer and jumped; she started bumping into diffle’s leg and stomping her hooves. she knew this troll and she wasn’t going to let diffle hurt him.

“You… Lived here?” Diffle asked, horrible confused. How could anyone who hated his beautiful mate so much have lived with her? The big troll was about to say some more, when suddenly, he felt an adorable little head nudging his leg. Without thinking, he stepped aside for SheepMom.

“Oh, sorry, miss. I guess you do know him. But that doesn’t mean that I will let him inside. No offense, but he did say some very nasty things about the lovely Laguna,” Diffle tried to explain, though he doubted that SheepMom would be too pleased with his behaviour. He had to wonder, though, if Pallas was one of his mate’s ex-mates or kissmesii.

hemotrolls: the hearing what happened to your wrenches just get you more mad, now your get ticked...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:18:26 -0400

hemotrolls:

the hearing what happened to your wrenches just get you more mad, now your get ticked off and need him out of the way but you are definitely not going to try push him out of the way nor are you going to attempt to use you powers; you’re having terrible headaches as it is.

“well that’s a word for it.”

you can’t even begin to describe laguna, their are so so many words but not enough space to even write down how horrible and heartless she is.

“if your not going to let me in then just go get her so i can give my stuff!”

with all this shouting your not sure if she’s going to wake up on her own or not

“Why would I wake her up just for someone like you?” Diffle asked. Yep, there was no longer any need to be nice to Pallas in the least. The little green blood didn’t even deserve Laguna’s attention! Unless he was her kismesis. No, stop thinking that. Dif was sure he would have known if she filled another quadrant. She wouldn’t be pailing him so much if she had. …He couldn’t let her get a kismesis. “You don’t seem to be someone nice. I don’t even know why she would have your stuff. If you’re not willing to wait for her to wake up, then come back some other time.”

hemotrolls: equestrianagressor: Oh no he didn’t. you had assumed he was a friend of your mate, but...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:29:32 -0400

hemotrolls:

equestrianagressor:

Oh no he didn’t. you had assumed he was a friend of your mate, but his words sounded more like those of an enemy. Well, now Pallas had ruined his chance with the nice friendly Diffle and had to deal with guard horse Diffle. Instead of letting him push you to the side, you stood firmly, more like a brick wall then a person.

“If you want your stuff, you’ll have to wait for the lady to wake up before I let you in. I would have got them for you if you weren’t such a dick about it.”

you narrowed your eyes at him. who in the world is this guy and why was he even defending her? the thought of him being her friend disgusted you greatly.

“well i’m sorry but i rather get them myself then have you get them. they have been in this hive too long for comfort and i’m scared she did something horrible to them and i rather not keep them in here with the wicked witch of the west herself.”

Poor Pallas, he was just digging his own grave. You were only getting more and more upset. You narrowed your eyes right back at him and stepped more into the doorway. If he tried to pass you, you could easily crush him.

“Lady Laguna would never destroy someone’s property without them deserving it! If anyone broke it, it would be me. I broke like seven wrenches…” Stop trailing off! “Oh, and don’t you dare bad talk Laguna. She is a wonderful troll!”

hemotrolls: equestrianagressor: hemotrolls: equestrianagressor: hemotrolls: that helped you a...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:04:56 -0400

hemotrolls:

equestrianagressor:

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that helped you a little but you were still bewildered on how he’s even here and how he knows laguna. you’ll ask him that later once you know how your things are doing, then punch laguna in the face and leave.

“well that’s good to know but i was kind of wondering if laguna is here”

“I think she might be asleep at the moment, sir.” You almost forget that a green blood was much higher on the hemospectrum than yourself. “Did you come here to talk to her. I didn’t even know she had any friends.” That was a terrible choice of words. “A-ah! Don’t tell her I said that!”

you raise and eyebrow at him. was he scared of her? well you wouldn’t blame him; laguna was like a horrid beast that would turn people to stone in her evil glance. he’s probably a troll she forced into being her hivemate.

“oookay well, let me just slip on in and i’ll just get what i need and get back out.”

“Actually, why don’t I go grab that stuff for you? You see, Lady Laguna never told me she was having someone over and she would be mad if I invited you in without asking her first. I can’t even have my kissmesis over. What as it you needed?”

You awkwardly scratched the back of your neck. You hated telling him he couldn’t come in, but you didn’t dare anger your mate.

you rolled your eyes, this was still technically your hive unless you get your stuff out of here.

“just get out of my way, i’ll get them myself; kindly tell laguna to fuck off if she found out”

you tried to push your way pass him, you weren’t about to let your things to stay on moment in this place with that witch in here.

Oh no he didn’t. you had assumed he was a friend of your mate, but his words sounded more like those of an enemy. Well, now Pallas had ruined his chance with the nice friendly Diffle and had to deal with guard horse Diffle. Instead of letting him push you to the side, you stood firmly, more like a brick wall then a person.

“If you want your stuff, you’ll have to wait for the lady to wake up before I let you in. I would have got them for you if you weren’t such a dick about it.”

hemotrolls: equestrianagressor: hemotrolls: that helped you a little but you were still...

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:55:35 -0400

hemotrolls:

equestrianagressor:

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that helped you a little but you were still bewildered on how he’s even here and how he knows laguna. you’ll ask him that later once you know how your things are doing, then punch laguna in the face and leave.

“well that’s good to know but i was kind of wondering if laguna is here”

“I think she might be asleep at the moment, sir.” You almost forget that a green blood was much higher on the hemospectrum than yourself. “Did you come here to talk to her. I didn’t even know she had any friends.” That was a terrible choice of words. “A-ah! Don’t tell her I said that!”

you raise and eyebrow at him. was he scared of her? well you wouldn’t blame him; laguna was like a horrid beast that would turn people to stone in her evil glance. he’s probably a troll she forced into being her hivemate.

“oookay well, let me just slip on in and i’ll just get what i need and get back out.”

“Actually, why don’t I go grab that stuff for you? You see, Lady Laguna never told me she was having someone over and she would be mad if I invited you in without asking her first. I can’t even have my kissmesis over. What as it you needed?”

You awkwardly scratched the back of your neck. You hated telling him he couldn’t come in, but you didn’t dare anger your mate.

hemotrolls: that helped you a little but you were still bewildered on how he’s even here and how he...

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:29:09 -0400

hemotrolls:

that helped you a little but you were still bewildered on how he’s even here and how he knows laguna. you’ll ask him that later once you know how your things are doing, then punch laguna in the face and leave.

“well that’s good to know but i was kind of wondering if laguna is here”

“I think she might be asleep at the moment, sir.” You almost forget that a green blood was much higher on the hemospectrum than yourself. “Did you come here to talk to her. I didn’t even know she had any friends.” That was a terrible choice of words. “A-ah! Don’t tell her I said that!”

((Some Diffle Talksprites, using the following...

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:55:16 -0400

((Some Diffle Talksprites, using the following base.

http://fan-troll.tumblr.com/post/39413991457 ))

hemotrolls: equestrianagressor: hemotrolls: you forgot some tools and clothes at your old hive,...

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:53:06 -0400

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equestrianagressor:

hemotrolls:

you forgot some tools and clothes at your old hive, which is now just laguna’s hive. you make the long walk to the hive to retrieve them. feeling queasy to know that she would have done horrible things to them without you knowing. you finally get them and knock on the door, getting ready to knock her in the face and get them out before any more damage can be done to them.

Instead of Laguna getting the door, Diffle, who had pretty much moved in, answered instead. It was a tiring day for the two of them, and he had only just washed the indigo and brown fluid off of himself. As he answered the door, he saw a small, green blooded troll.

“Hello?” Diffle asked, tipping his head to the side. “It’s not often we get guests here.”

you freeze and nearly fall back. who on alternia is this guy? you never seen this guy before nor have you ever known laguna to know anyone in the past. you choke on your words you wanted ask and just stare.

“uh i- um-….”

great now what do you say? you haven’t been this scared of any trolls taller and bigger then you in a long time.

Diffle gave him a nice smile. He didn’t think of himself as something scary, despite his size. Diffle was someone who could be described as warm. And hot, but mostly a warm, open guy. He tried to be nice and respectful. Except to Mirria.

“No need to get scared, I’m not gonna bite or anything.”

hemotrolls: you forgot some tools and clothes at your old hive, which is now just laguna’s hive....

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:37:40 -0400

hemotrolls:

you forgot some tools and clothes at your old hive, which is now just laguna’s hive. you make the long walk to the hive to retrieve them. feeling queasy to know that she would have done horrible things to them without you knowing. you finally get them and knock on the door, getting ready to knock her in the face and get them out before any more damage can be done to them.

Instead of Laguna getting the door, Diffle, who had pretty much moved in, answered instead. It was a tiring day for the two of them, and he had only just washed the indigo and brown fluid off of himself. As he answered the door, he saw a small, green blooded troll.

“Hello?” Diffle asked, tipping his head to the side. “It’s not often we get guests here.”

hemotrolls: equestrianagressor: hemotrolls: equestrianagressor: Lafy, I swear, I will not dall...

Mon, 06 May 2013 00:24:00 -0400

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equestrianagressor:

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Lafy, I swear, I will not dall asleep.

well +hen.

she gives him a kiss and undos her shirt

sh0w me wha+ y0u g0+

He wraps his arms around her and kisses her chest carefully. He had got better about not hurting her since they became mates.

she giggles and wraps her arms around him. loving the attention he was giving her chest as she was feeling abit self-conscious about the size.

He continues to kiss in the area, moving a hand there and gently needing at it, hoping to get a reaction from her.